You know what I love about apple pie a la mode? Where the warm, crunchy crust comes together with the smooth, frozen ice cream. And in about five minutes, all the ice cream melts and becomes a warm soupy mess. When that happens… we’re leaving. So you got five minutes to decide if you’re gonna change your life, or if I’m taking you to jail.

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